Old Steph



Long time contributor, drunkard and admitted unrequited lover of Jesse, OldSteph is a 30 something year old recent divorcee who feeds off of any kind of attention. Known to child protective services, Steph finally destroyed her family when an incident with a hot sauce bottle escalated into a court proceeding, which ended in her husband being mortally wounded. Jesse, being the kind hearted gentleman that he is, offered to represent her in court as his persona, "Pepperoni S. Parmeseano Attorney at 'Za", a simple small town Southern Pizza Lawyer, but was the offer was declined. It is also rumored, although denied by Steph, that her youngest child named 'Harley' was hit by said bottle. Steph however claims that she 'loves dees keeds' and that the child 'slipped on a ice cube' which seems likely.

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